Lines you can actually use.

Speech templates

Every guide here does the same job: it hands you the shape of the speech, shows you how to get material that is actually about the person you are talking about, and tells you what to do on the day so the delivery does not undo the writing. What it will not do is hand you a list of jokes. The reason a downloaded joke gets a polite noise instead of a laugh is that the room can hear it was written about nobody in particular.

They are written for the person who has never done this before and has four weeks to get it right. Each one arrives as a PDF you can write straight into, plus an editable Word version if you would rather type, and a sheet of cue cards to print and cut for the day itself.

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Wedding speeches

Six roles covered, from the first welcome to the last toast, plus a joke pack built to take a real detail.

Best man · maid of honour · MC · father of the bride · groom · bride

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Work and farewell

Retirements, send-offs, and your own last day. Three guides, plus a joke pack built on the irritations the whole room already shares.

Retirement · send-off · your leaving speech

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Milestone birthdays

The eighteenth, the fortieth, the eightieth. Grouped by who is speaking, because that is what changes the speech.

18th and 21st · 40th and 50th · 60th and over

In development

Anniversaries

The silver, the ruby, the one where somebody has to explain how they met for the four hundredth time.

Not built yet. Tell me where to send it and you will hear the day it lands.

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