The Wedding Speech Joke Pack
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These are not finished jokes, and that is deliberate. A fully written gag about a groom you have never met is exactly what makes a speech sound downloaded. Every line here has a slot in it instead. The line supplies the shape, you supply the detail that makes it true, and the detail is what gets the laugh.
They are organised by where they go rather than by theme: openers, lines about the couple, lines at your own expense, family lines, the turn from the funny part into the real part, and closing toasts. There is a set for when something has already gone wrong, and one for when you are following a very good speech.
Every wedding joke list contains the same lines: the ring, the stag do photos, the ball and chain, the one about him being whipped already. They are excluded here on purpose, because everyone has heard them and they cost you more than they earn. Every line in this pack has a slot in it instead. The line supplies the shape, you supply the detail, and the detail is the whole difference between a laugh and a polite noise.
Contents
Everything below is in the one purchase, and every number here is a count of the real file, not a round figure.
- 01 An 11-page PDF: 120 numbered lines, organised by role and by slot in the speech
- 02 Openers, lines about the couple, lines at your own expense, and family lines, each in its own section
- 03 A section for the turn, the hardest thirty seconds in any speech and the one almost nobody prepares
- 04 Situational sets: following a good speech, something already going wrong, a difficult room, and very short toasts
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How it works
- PayCard, Apple Pay or Google Pay. No account needed, just an email address.
- DownloadThe PDF guide and Word template land on the confirmation screen immediately, and in your inbox as a link that doesn't expire.
- Pick your slotFind the section for where you need a line: the opener, the couple, the turn, or the toast.
- Fill the slotEvery line has a bracket in it. Put a real detail in: the venue, the drive, the group chat, the argument about the seating plan.
- Use two to four, not eightA wedding speech with eight jokes in it is a set, and the room will start grading you. The pack says so on its second page.
- Give the speechStructure done, material real, nerves the only thing left to manage.
Questions
How do I get it after I pay?
Instant download on the confirmation screen, plus emailed to you as a permanent link that never expires. No account needed to buy or to redownload later.
What formats do I get?
An 11-page PDF with 120 numbered lines. There is no Word version of this one, because there is nothing in it to fill in: you take a line and put your own detail in the slot.
Do I get a Word version?
No, and deliberately so. The speech guides ship a Word template because you type your speech into them. The joke pack is a reference list you pick from, so it ships as a PDF you can print or read off a phone.
What if it's not right for me?
Email within 14 days and it's refunded, no questions asked. You keep the files either way.
Will it sound like a template?
That is exactly what the slots are for. A line with nothing of yours in it gets a polite noise from the people who know you. The same line with the real venue, the real journey or the real quote in it gets a laugh, because it could only be about your wedding.
Do I need this if I am buying a speech guide?
No. It is included free with every speech guide and with both bundles, in the same download. It is sold separately at $9 for people who already have their structure sorted and just want the material.
Need the shape of the speech as well as the lines? Start with the guide for your role, which includes this pack free.
Buying for more than one speaker? The Every Speech Pack, all six guides plus the joke pack, is $59.