The Work Speech Joke Pack
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These are not finished jokes. A complete gag about a colleague nobody has met is exactly what makes a speech sound downloaded. Every line here has a slot in it instead: the line gives you the shape, you supply the detail that makes it true.
The best section is the one most people never think of. The room's shared irritations, the car park, the coffee machine, the meeting that recurs forever, are free material with no casualties: nobody's feelings get hurt and everybody recognises it instantly.
Every retirement speech already has the same lines in it. Putting their feet up. Golf. What will you do with all that time. Not retiring, just moving to a different sofa. They are excluded here on purpose, along with anything about them being ancient or obsolete, because the room has heard all of them and jokes about age make the subject feel seen as a number.
Contents
Everything below is in the one purchase, and every number here is a count of the real file, not a round figure.
- 01 A 9-page PDF: 90 numbered lines, organised by where they go in the speech
- 02 Openers, lines about the person, and lines at your own expense, each in its own section
- 03 A section built entirely on the shared irritations every workplace has, which cost nothing and hurt nobody
- 04 A section for the turn, the hardest twenty seconds in any workplace speech and the one almost nobody prepares
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Not what you needed? Email within 14 days and I'll refund it. You keep the files.
How it works
- PayCard, Apple Pay or Google Pay. No account needed, just an email address.
- DownloadThe PDF guide and Word template land on the confirmation screen immediately, and in your inbox as a link that doesn't expire.
- Pick your slotFind the section for where you need a line: the opener, the person, the shared irritations, or the turn.
- Fill the slotEvery line has a bracket in it. Put a real detail in: the car park, the system nobody understands, the meeting that never ends.
- Use two or three, not eightMore than that and you are doing a set, which is a different job. The pack says so on its second page.
- Give the speechStructure done, material real, nerves the only thing left to manage.
Questions
How do I get it after I pay?
Instant download on the confirmation screen, plus emailed to you as a permanent link that never expires. No account needed to buy or to redownload later.
What formats do I get?
A 9-page PDF with 90 numbered lines. There is no Word version of this one, because there is nothing in it to fill in: you take a line and put your own detail in the slot.
Do I get a Word version?
No, and deliberately so. The speech guides ship a Word template because you type your speech into them. The joke pack is a reference list you pick from, so it ships as a PDF you can print or read off a phone.
What if it's not right for me?
Email within 14 days and it's refunded, no questions asked. You keep the files either way.
Will it sound like a template?
That is exactly what the slots are for. A line with nothing of yours in it gets a polite noise from people who were there. The same line with the real car park, the real system or the real recurring meeting in it gets a laugh, because it could only be about your workplace.
Do I need this if I am buying a speech guide?
No. It is included free with every work speech guide and with the Work Speech Pack, in the same download. It is sold separately at $9 for people who already have their structure sorted and just want the material.
Need the shape of the speech as well as the lines? Start with the guide for your occasion, which includes this pack free.
Buying for more than one speaker? The Work Speech Pack, all three guides plus the joke pack, is $39.